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To write some fic!

Ok, im a hypocrite. I don't write fic. But I love reading it! And Dean/Adam isn't getting much love. So I am the fic fairy here to spread the love (and butt cheeks)(gahaha I'm diiiirty)!

The stupid virus protection my uni made me download became corrupt and turned my computer into a mutant zombie thing.

Not really, it just shut the internet down every 10 mins for no aparent reason. And randomly uninstalled adobe flash (which I need for my online hw). And then refused to connect to the internet. So I have tragically been without lj for about 2 weeks. But the nice tech man is reformatting as I type so it should be good to go in about an hour. (I'm using the computer lab. My uni is paying for me to go on lj. WIN.)

ANYWAYZ! I have finals coming up. And I'm a bit stressed. Can my lovely flist give me some shmoop? Like, so freaking adorable and sweet that I'll have to brush my teeth after reading?

And I have a question! What are your pet peeves in media, and why? (As in fic or novel or movie or tv or... you get it :P) mine are:

-Calling someone "love". I just finished reading the stupid vampire books and Edward calls Bella "love" as a term of endearment. It ticked me off for some irrational reason. Maybe it's just because I have an irrational hate of Edward (TEAM JACOB FTW) (That is, if I cared enough about the stupid vampire books to have an opinion...)(Speaking of, you should go read this: http://community.livejournal.com/m15m/21825.html)
-The phrase "bridal style" as in "he carried her bridal style". When I had yet to discover the wonders that are fic comms on lj and I was still reading fanfiction.net, that phrase was in EVERY SINGLE FIC. Along with instances of "they fell on top of eachother and accidentaly kissed". Which is another no-no in my book.
-Clumsy foreshadowing. Because I hate getting slapped in the face with a big old "WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE? A PLOTPOINT? IGNORE THE PLOTPOINT BEHIND THE CURTAIN Y'ALL". Because that ONE PERSON in the opening scenes or that ONE THING that those people were talking about that didn't seem important at the time ARE THE KEYS TO THE PLOT ZOMG REALLY CUZ I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING FROM 689 LIGHT YEARS AWAY!!!!
-Utter stupidity. Like in Star Trek, when they were parachuting to go blow up the drill, why oh why did they give the chargers to the suicidal guy? IT WAS HIGHLY ILLOGICAL! They should have given them all the minimum amount needed to blow it, so it was guarenteed (granted they survive the dive and landing) that the mission would succeed.
-Bad acting/over acting: Exibit A: reality tv. The kind where it's all scripted and cheesy. I was in the tv lounge today eating lunch and someone had a cooking show on. I watched it. I WANTED TO CRY. OR TEAR MY EARS OFF. PEOPLE WATCH THAT CRAP??? He was all "Don't give up on your dreams, all you chefs out there! Because you never know when I'm going to challenge you to a cookoff!" *cheesy smile and thumbs up to camera, in a creepy way*

Just watched "Love Actually". Happy, feel good movie, right? Right. Until I got a message about how one of my best friends has a new boyfriend. And this shouldn't bother me. But it does. Because now all three of my best friends have boyfriends, and the only boyfriend I ever had was a disaster and dumped me 2 weeks before prom.

I'm happy for them, I really am. I just wish I had someone. :( I'm a little frustrated with myself, because the thing is I have done this to myself:

I am not unattractive. I get complimented on my looks. I am described as "charming". I am smart, hard working, caring, and I like to have fun. I can talk to people, boys and girls, about most anything. I would not feel out of place in an arcade or a mall. But I have a hard time letting people in. I burry myself under work and studying and sports so I know I'll never have time for a significant other. I have been playing high competition sports since 5th grade. I've been in the gifted program since elementary school. I've been taking honors classes since 6th grade, AP classes since 10th grade and community college courses since 11th. I'm now in college, and I have had a sum total of one boyfriend. And I guess he liked me, but he was more interested in my friend who was then going out with her long time boyfriend. He just wanted to get closer to her. He dumped me two weeks before prom.

And can I just say I don't like the people I attract? Tobin, poor Tobin. He liked me. Alot. But I could not envision myself in a romantic situation with him. And Ollie. Oh, Ollie. You were better off with her anyway. And I like you better as my "brother". The creepy guy that tried to feel me up at Electric Daisy Carnival? Ew.

And the people I like, I don't attract. The "cool" boy? The one with the pierced lip and was in a band? Unrequited love 4 years running. We were in all of the same classes for those 4 years. The jock with the HUGE shoulders? We were in the same program for two years and he never knew my name. The hot foreign exchange student? We talked once. And that was because it was mandatory. The cute guy down the hall? He would rather hang out with the skanky girls. The nice boy next door? He would rather stick with his whore of a girlfriend that cheats on him.

The people that I ALMOST make a connection with, something just doesn't click. The quietly funny guy with the nice eyes? We were in the same program. We ran against eachother for an officer possition, and I lost to him. No hard feelings. We had to talk because he was officer of the part of the program I was in. We kept talking. And then the next year, when he came back as an intern and I was in my last year of the program, he remembered me. We talked more. But nothing became of it. The nice Jewish boy across the hall? We have class together, and sit next to each other in lecture. We do homework together. We go to the dining common together. And yet nothing has become of this except for a homework buddy and a good friend.


I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED!

And I know there is some one out there for me. I'm just tired of waiting.

[8:08:30 PM] Sam: i think im going to sleep soon, im beat =33
[8:08:34 PM] Me: kk
[8:08:36 PM] Me: i tuck you in
[8:08:40 PM] Me: *tuck tuck*
[8:08:52 PM] Sam: *^.^ cuddlescuddlescuddles*
[8:08:59 PM] Sam: NO BEDTIEM STORY O_0
[8:09:08 PM] Me: once upon a time
[8:09:19 PM] Me: there were two short jew girls woth big boobies
[8:09:28 PM] Sam: ohmg my fav story ^.^!!
[8:09:34 PM] Me: and they hated twilight and loved hp and spn
[8:09:51 PM] Me: and one day sam and dean came in the shiny black impala
[8:09:52 PM] Sam: AND THEN THEY KILLED EDWARD THE SPARKLY SUMMINABITCH =DDD?
[8:10:05 PM] Sam: AND THEN THEY HAD A FOARSOME?
[8:10:24 PM] Me: because they needed our expert help in killing this new, super!emo brand of sparkley gay vampire
[8:10:34 PM] Sam: =DDDDD!!!!
[8:10:37 PM] Me: and we staked, salted and burned the whole cullen clan
[8:10:49 PM] Me: and then we roasted bella on a stick
[8:11:09 PM] Me: and stabbed renesme the evil mutant vampire baby
[8:11:13 PM] Sam: CRISPY MARY SUE ^.^!!!!
[8:11:18 PM] Me: !!!!!!
[8:11:33 PM] Me: and we let jacob go because all 3d characters deserved to live
[8:11:38 PM] Me: (ie, only him)
[8:11:44 PM] Sam: and we invited him to the foarsome =DD
[8:11:50 PM] Sam: *fivesome
[8:11:57 PM] Me: and then sam and dean took us back to their love nest/motel room
[8:12:00 PM] Me: and RAVAGED US
[8:12:03 PM] Me: OH YES
[8:12:06 PM] Me: SEXY TEIMS
[8:12:10 PM] Sam: WOOOOO!!!!
[8:12:18 PM] Me: wooooooot!
[8:12:26 PM] Me: and we drove off in the impala into the sunset
[8:12:28 PM] Me: the end
[8:12:37 PM] Sam: =DDD BEST.STOREH. EVAH.
[8:12:43 PM] Me: <33333
[8:12:59 PM] Sam: keh, now im ready for sleeps ^.^


I <3 my Sammeh. She is my bestie, my better half, my crack-brain twin and one of the only people that understand me.

Who is your best friend? Why do you love them?

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My questions, from my new friend scorpiod1!


1. When did you start shipping Sam/Dean and why?

About four years ago, I was looking for HP fanfic and I stumbled across annella’s journal (who I had read before, and writes really good HP fic). She was gushing about this new show and how awesome it was and wrote a ficlet that got me interested. Then my sister told me to watch, and my brother kink was born and I’ve been shipping them even since. SAM/DEAN OTP!

2. What do you like most about college and what do you like least?
I like the people. They are so interesting! The mix of views/modes of dress/accents/behaviors is so refreshing to me. My high school was nowhere near as diverse as college. I love seeing how all of the different groups interact and just how many groups there are, and how they are all connected by six degrees of separation. It feels like it really is a community rather than a group of cliques. I don’t like how I only have a few chances to prove my worth. I get that the professor can’t be expected to grade 100 homework assignments times 300 students, but I feel that two midterms and a final don’t reflect me.

3. If you could be any fictional character for a day, who would you be and why?
I’m going to have to go with Dr. Frankenfurter a la Rocky Horror. Why? Because he is damn sexy. And Tim Curry has nicer legs than me, and can actually walk in heels. I want to have that sense of confidence about my body and look super sexy in the process. And, hello! Rocky? I’ll have me some of that.

4. If you could have any superhero as a body guard, which one would it be and why?
If you could have any superhero as a body guard, which one would it be and why?
(Do the Winchesters count as superheroes? If yes, then Dean Winchester. Because he would be all protective and growly and bad ass. If not…) Gambit from X-Men. He is hot in the bad boy sort of way, and a BAMF. His power is not as limited as some of the other mutants (and he doesn’t have a weakness that we know of). And his excellent skills in hand to hand combat would make him a most excellent body guard

5. If you could only eat one kind of food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
CHOCOLATE! OM NOM NOM

Urgh. Why do I have a history of asshole coaches? First there was Ritcheski, then Jason, then Brown, then Flynn, then Paul, and now Noah. For my 5 horrid coaches, I have had a sum total of 3 excellent ones that respected my opinion and skills as a veteran player and an intelligent individual and 2 coaches that have had little to no impact on my life. Why??? Coaches that don't like me don't like me for these reasons:

-I'm short (So I don't fit the profile of a "typical" athlete. Yes, I'm 5 feet tall. No, I'm not a stick. Yes, I have curves and I'm damn proud of them. All in all, I am a healthy, robust individual. So sorry that I don't feel the need to starve myself or exercise myself to death. And believe me, if I could grow another 4 inches I'd be all over that. I DID NOT CHOOSE TO BE THIS WAY. THIS IS HOW I AM. DEAL WITH IT.)

-I'm smart (Yes, coaches hate me because I'm smart. I question directions. And I actually LIKE school and care about my classes, so I don't have 5 extra hours a day to go to the gym or go to non-mandetory extra practices. Yes, I occasionaly have to miss practice to do homework. But I work harder at the practices I do go to. But coaches don't really care about that. Even if all we were going to do at practice was paint our nails, they would want me there. Becase paining my nails would show "dedication to my team". Well I am terribly sorry, but I have homework I could be doing.)

-I do EXACTLY what they tell me to do (I am not a droid. If a coach tells me to do something that won't work and will not hear my argument for why it will not work, I will procede to do what they tell me to do, no more and no less. And it will not work. And then I will do it my way and it will. Yes, this pisses them off. But they should have listened to me in the first place. Being in charge does not give you leave to be a dick.) (OK, I'm not always right. I do not always have to answers. But when I know a coach is wrong, and I only want what is best for the team.)


And how do I deter an over enthusiastic person that makes me a tad uncomfortable without disrupting team chemistry? I joined crew, and didn't know anyone. Two girls "took me in" and I was extremely greatful. I usualy have a hard time relating to teammates (it doesn't help that I'm a bit socially retarded). But one of them is... rather clingy. And handsy. And I only met her about a month and a half ago. So yes, this makes me uncomfortable. Granted, I don't open up well, and I'm not really ok with being touched (unless I know the person really well). So I don't know if I'm over reacting because of my social quirks and she is just overly enthusiastic with a need for constant contact, or if I am reacting accordingly because she is overstepping her bounds. I don't want to confront her, but it's getting rediculous. She's grabbing my hand/arm/around my shoulders at every opportunity, squeezing a little too close in the car, making a point to put her head on my shoulder, hug me... and stiffening up doesn't get through to her. o_o

I'm a little leery about this because I had an ongoing problem a few years ago where one of my friends used me for emotional stability and a mother figure, and eventually tried to convince me I was a lesbian and that we should go out. And this right now feels alot like that. And I can't let it happen again, it led me to an emotional overload, a breakdown and almost ruined a friendship. Help please!

I know I'm late to do a Glee reaction, but whatever.

Puck/Rachel FTW! But it lasted about 5 mins. That kinda pissed me off. And Kurt, taking one for the team? Do I sense some Finn/Kurt on the horizon? And whoa. When did Glee turn into Highschool Musical that had a mentally challenged lovechild with Enchanted? This ep was extremely Will-dancing centric. Him dancing to the thong song was just NOT OK. Same with him dancing with Sue. And Sue falling in love? Can we say OOC? And lets take a mental trip back to the pilot. Quinn is pregnant, right? Thats the major relationship plot, and that is what is allowing Terri to fake her pregnancy, right? So... WHY IS QUINN NOT VISIBLY PREGNANT? Terri's (overly large and yet unchanging) fake baby bump hasn't raised any eyebrows, but Quinn's lack of one hasn't either? And how do her parents not know? I am so confused.

And new Supernatural this week! Yes Yes Yes!!!! Which I won't be able to watch, as I have midterms next week and another regatta this weekend. Sigh. I'm super excited for this one. Sammy gets to save the day! Huzzah! And old!Dean and Sam's conversation: "Dude, I thought you were good at poker!" "I AM good at... SHUT UP!"

And for all of you products of the 90's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgVc2uEY6E0 (NPH is amazing)

Any other female gamers out there? I went and bought Metal Gear solid yesterday and they CARDED ME! Whaaaat? And then they didn't believe me when I asked if they had it. They always asume that I'm buying games as a gift/for my brother (I don't have one)/for my boyfriend (again, dont have one). But it does work well when I get a guy to ring me up. He usualy looks for some sort of discount to give me. I just wish that boys would take girl gamers seriously :( Anyone else have this problem?

it became foggy suddenly. I hope there are no escaped wizard prisoners hiding in my building because i seem to have misplaced my wand. and my hogwarts acceptance letter. and, you know, my wizarding powers.

heres a question! if you were admitted to hogwarts, which house would you want to be in? why? also, is blaise a boy or girl? and! favorite hp pairing? maybe a few recs?

and i have another prompt: the impala turns into a human. it can be a boy or a girl,  but either way it wants dean winchester real bad. bonus points if it is a guy and there is a scene where it says "its ok dean, im still your baby". but i imagine the impala to be a sultry, sexy, curvy pinup-ish chick. 
 and a dea/pie fic. because besides sam/dean and dean/impala, dean/pie is just meant to be.

and i feel that i never have to go to a history class again. south park, family guy and disney have covered just about every important historical event. i just laughed so hard about the south park civil war episode. eric cartman you are awesome.

and im only in class for two hours today, my 3 hour physics discussion was canceled because we did double section on monday. i have no idea what i will do with this time. perhaps do my math homework. or edit my paper on the acidification of the oceans (which i turned into a zombie survival guide. because it was late, i was tired, i was rocking out to 'eye of the tiger' and i am just that awesome). or do physics homework (that was pushed back to next wednesday. THANK YOU, TORRENTIAL RAIN THAT MADE MY PROF GET STUCK ACROSS THE BAY!)

oh, and IM ON A BOAT! quite literally. i have my first regatta on saturday! huzzah! buuut i kinda skipped practice this morning. i really didnt want to go to crew and then to my 8am calc class and take a quiz.. so were going to contemplate going to the optional erg session tonight. (if the erg had been invented in the dark ages, it would have been the best torture device. the jailors would have dragged their screaming victims to it and said "10 KILOMETERS! GO! AND KEEP YOUR STROKES PER MIN AT 26! AND KEEP YOUR SPLIT TIME BELOW 2:25!" yeah. my coach calls us a roman slave ship when we all row in time.)

dryers are warm. and soft. and smell good. i wish i could sleep in one. i did laundry today, and when i was alone in the laundry room, i cuddled all my freshly dried clothes. it was nice. i will do it every time i do laundry now.

and i have a literal HOLE in my thumb. i rubbed about 4 layers of skin off at crew yesterday. its fugly and hurts.

and i have fallen in love with glee. puck/rachel and will/finn and puck/kurt are my fav pairings. puck/kurt... yes. and wheelchair dude? youre awesome. you sing. and play guitar epicly. and should i be alarmed that i see myself in rachel? granny panties and all?

i love candy. the way into my heart/pants is processed sugar. i just downed an entire pack of starburst. im supposed to be losing weight for crew. i should be alarmed at my sweet tooth. somehow i am not.

heres question: in law and order: SVU, what makes these victims so 'special'?

i know im on my period when i think about skipping a conor oberst song on my playlist. I WUV YOU CONOR. YOU AND YOUR DADDY ISSUES. I WILL CUDDLE THEM AWAY AND FEED YOU COOKIES UNTIL YOU STOP BEING SO FREAKING SKINNY. <3

and i LOATHE bugs. butterflies, bees, flies, ginormous red beady black eyed FREAK that just landed on my laptop: i hate you all. and i know you know it and thats why i always get attacked by bugs. damn you mother nature and your sense of humor. nyyyrg i can feel them crawling on meeeee!

and i didnt get yelled at at crew today! yaaay me! maybe im improving? or maybe he just ignored me today. ill go with the first one :D

just watched the new southpark. if i was a hoe, i would want butters to be my pimp. i feel he would be good at it.

i hope the people across the way appreciate my epic air guitar solos. i put alot of effort into them. especially to kansas ans boston songs. WELL IM TAKIN MY TIIIIME, MUST BE MOVIN ALOOOONG. YOULL FORGET ABOUT ME AFTER IVE BEEN GOOOOONE!

and i am a creepy creepy stalker. i took a picture of the hot guy in physics on my phone and sent it to my friend. he didnt even notice. im a ninja.

contemplation of the day: who comes up with the problems in text books? why would you waste your life coming up with ANOTHER impossible problem about spring coeffiecients and frictionless surfaces and conservaition of momentum???

and my industrial piercing seems to be healing well, despite my total abuse of it. waffles, you did a good job! (yes, i got pierced by some guy named waffles. it was awesome.)

and NEW SUPERNATURAAAAAL! TRIFECTA OF HOTTNESS AND DOOM! i want jensen ackles in my bed. with a side of jared and misha collins for desert. i want to do dirty things to them boys.

i kinda talked about this in my last post, but i have some philosophical questions for y'all (nonexistant) people out there:

-if tidus technically stopped existing, is yuna still a virgin? furthermore, if she got pregnent before the end of the game, how would that have worked?
-if roxas and sora have sex, is it techincally masturbation?
-is yugi/yami pedophelia, incest or masturbation?
-why did zuko marry mai? WE WERE ALL SHIPPING ZUTARA!
-why do people ship auron/rikku? thats like a 40 year age difference AND pedophelia.
-furthermore, WHY OH WHY do people ship kimahri/rikku? why do people ship kimahri at all?


and more to come!

got my first crew blisters. they hurt. especially when i popped them and put hand sanitizer on. owwie owwie.

and visited sarah in arizona last weekend. so fun! watched her regatta, lazed about, struggled through physics, GOT MY INDUSTRIAL OMG YUS  (it hurts. sooo bad. just iced my ear. but it looks so cool! the guys are all creeped out buy it. its kinda funny. fun times) and got stuck in the airport for about 12 hrs because of a bomb threat and sucky luck on standby and JUST made last train, got off on the wrong train stop but thankfully it was just the southside stop and not the ashby stop. and thankfully i had bearwalks number and didnt have to try to navigate the unfamiliar streets of southside at 2am with luggage and no pepper spray. isnt it funny that i need pepper spray to walk back from the train station after being on an airplane, but the pepper spray isnt allowed in the plane? lets contemplate this. if i wanted to make money, i would sell some in a little booth in the airbart station. i would make bank.

in other news, water is falling from the sky. in copious quantities. i think the world is ending. but i get to wear my rainboots and use my pretty purple umbrella! yaaaay!

and i love fic. sono gave me a fic this morning about bandom AU, where spencer was a fanboy who wrote fic and then met brenden... madness occured. it was epic. and just finished a looooong sam/dean. like, 36 chapters long. it was amazing! i wish i could write like that. or have the patience to write like that. or just carry around a writer in my pocket and give it prompts.

anyone wanna take a prompt? (lol who am i kidding i dont have any lj friends. wow im sad. im talking TO MYSELF)
-sam and dean, gen: in the spirit of "the keeper's chronicles" series. dean is, and has always been, a cat. bonus point if dean becomes human and hilariosity occurs when he is learning how to be a human. but i want them interacting while dean is a cat.
-tidus/yuna: something light and fluffy, because i love them together. and also something a little darker, with them contemplating his death (return to non-existance? dunno how to make that PC) and their increasingly dersperate clandestine meetings, with only kimmhari knowing...(question! so, if they actualy did what that cut scene alluded to, and he techincally stopped existing, is she still a virgin?)
-tidus/yuna: after tidus dies/stops existing w/e yuna finds out shes pregnant. probly been done before, but w/e. i guess ill eaither write it or find it. 
-girl!chesters: one of the boys was born a girl. and i want a scene where s/he has to pretend to be drunk and beats these biker dudes at pool or darts or some form of bar game because GIRLS RULE! rawr
-a j2 AU where jenses in a shy famous actor and jared is his... dog walker? jensen doesnt have dogs. takes care of his cat? little OOC. read an awesome one a while ago where jared was the pizza delivery boy and he made a playlist called "greek adonis" or something and wrote his number on the pizza box. it was cute and fluffy and :D
-a harry/hermione fic. because the movies TOTTALY ship them. and i kinda do too.
-a draco/hermione fic. because... they would be so adorable and drive eachother crazy and be SECRET LOOOOOVERSSS

wow. im on crack. nope, just coffee. and OMFG i gotta go to class. toodes, my imaginary friends/fans!

first midterm down. eeeh, it was ok. coulda done better. oh well. next midterm in like 2 hrs.  but i have my anthro presentation and physics lab today to... ugh. yesterday was bad. lecture, midterm then lecture.and i had to sprint from my first lecture to my midterm, and there were NO SEATS. NONE. I KID YOU NOT. i took my calculus midterm sitting on the floor. the gsi's had to step over/around me. it was so NOT amusing.

on the bright side, CARS CAN BE BLUE: THE DIRTY SONG!

I've begun to question the ways you count your love
We've been holding hands now for quite long enough
Just so happens that the way to this heart of mine
Might seem a bit unusual so I'll lay it on the line

You can sodomize me
Get behind and ride me
Stuff your cock inside me
Proceed to fuck me blindly

You might think I'm dirty if I let you have your way
That's the way that boys and girls have been raised to play
If you can't control yourself in saying something more
I can think of things to do with that mouth of yours

You can eat me out
With that dirty mouth
Throw me on the couch
Do it then get out...

We don't have to do anything if you don't want
We can just look into each other's eyes
And masturbate

Two, three, four!

Promise not to take from you without me giving back
Love is love is love is love but this just isn't that
Take a shower when we're done but this won't wash away
If you keep me satisfied I might let you stay

I will suck you off
Choke me with your cock
Blow it on my face
Your load I want to taste...


and OMFG. the hottest men <not> in my life: jensen ackles (ohhh so pretty! yeahhh that line "i can think of things to do with that mouth of yours" :D) misha collins (drooling. that picture? where hes pouring keifer on his face? EXPLOSION OF BRAIN. POOF DED.) jared padalecki (when i see his hipbones all i can say is "NYRRRG!!!" and drool a little bit) and conor oberst (so beautiful and broken and perfectly imperfect!!! i want to cuddle his daddy issues away while he sings lua to me).

i need some one of the male persuasion in my life. and preferably one without a tail (i mean, i do love my furry kitteh boys, but cmon...)

remember when i said i wasnt freaking out about my midterms? welllll now i am. i went to the "review" session for physics. I HAD NEVER SEEN MOST OF THAT BEFORE OH CRAPOLAH. two masses connected by a pully connected to a pole IN THE MIDDLE OF A TURN TABLE WTF??? and an atwood machine operating INSIDE A LARGER ATWOOD MACHINE WTF??? and the gsi was throwing down multivariable calculus like it was nothing. he go to the end of a problem and was like "mkay! we all good" *silence* "awesome! we all get it?" ...NO! hahaha the entire lecture hall was scratching their heads and the gsi was like "WHAAAT? cmon guys this is soooo simple! integrate here, derive there, magic happens over there, you go to narnia for the answer to part c and voila!"

yeah. fun times.

at least my anthro project is going well. smokers are so nice and social. they make for a most excelent observation group :D

soooo my first midterms are comin up. like, in three days comin up. aaand im not freaking out as much as i thought i would. hmmm. ah well.

first on the agenda: supernatural. why is fandom so "zomg sam is gonna be lucifer's vessel!! aaaaah!"  'cmon, kids! saw that one coming. as soon as we found out that dean was michael's sword, you should have connected the two. why is not one laughing their butt off about virgin!castiel's major fails???? and i have been wanting to see a personalspaceissues!dean and i DID and i was SOOOO happy i had to stuff a pillow in  my mouth so i wouldnt disturb my entire floor. SPN FTW. FOR EVERZ.

went to a comedy show last night. it was improv put on by students. it was exactly what i needed! i laughed so hard i almost cried. and its a weekly show! and only $2! must bring sammeh when she comes and visits.

and  loveless fandom: i know it exists somewhere,  but i just cannot for the life of me find it! i think because most people watch the amine and are like "wtf. the ending makes no sense" and they dont bother to read the manga, people just stick to making retarded fan vids on youtube to cascada's" everytime we touch". but i wanna read fic real bad and i cant find any good ones :(

and do you know what the interwebs have done to me? they make me read strange things. like mpreg. and girl!dean/poppa winchester. and the incestuous courtship of the antichrist's bride. and kimari/rikku. and rikku/auron. and yugi/yami. i dont need crack when i have my crack!fic

5 am crew practices have taught me the importance of power naps. they are AWESOME. you wake up all refreshed and rested and they are an excelent alternative to doing homework :D

so im likin crew. it sucks so hard to wake up at 430. but its so worth it to see the stars and watch the sun rise over the channel. and i got to row with the boys on tuesday. i must say, that was niiiiice ^-^ pretty boys. TALL boys. yum yum!

and for some reason im on an oldies kick. ive been rocking out to boston, led zeplin, pink floyd, creedence clearwater revival, and the doobie brothers. must remember to raid dad's music when i go home for thanksgiving. or, i could tak my laptop to the grand-parental units house when the parentals come for a visit next month. they're bound to have brought some good music with em.

or, ya  know, i could just walk my lazy butt down to the music store. which im thinking about doind his friday. when i go pick up my football tickets (finally!) rasputin's is so awesome. i got mummy, mummy returns and scorpoin king box set for less than $6, and picked up pirates 1 and tristan and isolde for less than 3 each. all in all, little more than $15 for 5 movies. oh yes i scored!

remember the days when facebook wasnt retarded and it was all about reconnecting with childhood friends and poking people? how did it come to SUPERPOKE and phishing and fbchat STUPIDITY???

come back, old facebook!

in other news, i find football to be the funniest sport there is. well, 2nd funniest (curling reigns supreme). straight guys prancing around in tights rubbing on eachother. and they get paid bagilions of dollars!!! wtf? and why do refs have numbers? are they pretending to be players? and there is only 4 seconds of action at a time. them you have to stop and talk about it for 10 mins, then theres 4 more senconds of action... yeahhhh. what an awesome sport!

you know, i really should be doing my geography assignment. or my math. oh well.

i <3 urbandictionary.

world of warcraft: a good, fun alternative to life OR crack, in game form OR The most highly addictive game ever played. It will consume your soul and poison your water supply OR A computer game whose participants apparently don't know how to correctly make words plural

that last one kills me DED because it is SOOOO TRUE!

bacon: The cure for vegeterianism.

yummm bacon!

lolcats: A site where illiterate morons spend an extraordinary amount of time taking random photographs of their cats with the hope that they are captured doing something utterly normal that no person with a real life could possible find remotely amusing

hahaha! wait... i make lolcats :o

eskimo: Getting a hand job by a bitch with cold hands

...wow.

supernatural: Word discribing an abnormally large paperclip

whaaaat??


hahahahaha oh interwebz, i worship thee

alrighty, i did it. i got an lj.

my plan is to document my experiences in college, and get my thoughts out on teh interwebz , and maybe find some new friends?

my first month at college:
-frightening
-lonely
-FRIGHTENING
-exciting
-hungry

but, its getting better. who knows what tomorrow holds?